My daughter, now in her senior year at Lafayette College as a psychology major, has been armchair diagnosing our friends and family since her early high school days when she would read the DSM-V for fun. It’s fascinating for me as a parent to hear my child talk academically about topics and use language outside my understanding. And I do enjoy it.

If you know me, or you’ve read this blog for any significant time, you may know that I have struggled with my mental health. I exhibit symptoms of anxiety and depression from time to time, love routine yet challenge rules, obsess over numbers and patterns, overschedule myself and never relax. And the funniest part of that– I have gotten better about these things.

Through casual observations, it seems obvious that ADHD runs in my husband’s family.

But my daughter continued to study people– and me– and one by one she made her diagnoses. “Your dad had a type,” she said to me once. “His wives were all narcissists.” Or she’d suggest a medication to a friend looking for relief. And I have never seen her be wrong.

She has recently declared that her father is “autistic as all shit,” (which my mental health therapist had suggested might be the case more than a decade ago) and that she thought that she “inherited her ADHD” from me.

I protested. “My executive function is fine.”

“Is it, Mom?”

Her words make me recall a conversation I had with a friend of mine before I left for Ireland in the spring. I don’t even remember details of what we said, but it was a business call, and I remember listening to this woman I respect and adore the creative work of, a woman who had ADHD, and thinking “that sounds a lot like me.”

At her urging, and her constant reminder that traditional medical research applies to 40-year-old white men, I looked at the symptoms. And when I google information, I always evaluate the source. I look for articles from medical centers, government agencies, professional organizations and publications like Psychology Today. (It may reduce everything to layman’s terms but it does have a responsibility to be accurate.)

These are symptoms of hyperactive impulsive ADHD in adult women that spoke to me:

• racing thoughts
• subtle fidgeting
• excessive talking
• overcommitting
• burnout
• rejection sensitivity
• hiding internal struggles to appear calm and organized
• burn out
• signs of anxiety
• signs of depression

Let those last couple sink in. Women with ADHD are commonly misdiagnosed and treated for anxiety and depression.

I wonder if I would be more restless and move more if I didn’t have spastic cerebral palsy that prevents my legs from doing things. The more I pay attention, the more I see how my daughter’s ADHD habits totally mimic my own. And I never noticed.

And I know people with ADHD often self-medicate with caffeine and sugar. I never experienced a cup of coffee calming my thoughts, but I do know I can drink a lot of caffeine with minimal reaction but I get a sugar high really easily.

I am also prone to hyperfixation. And taking on hobbies with gusto and then suddenly never doing them again. It’s like one of my existing hobbies will suddenly explode and become all I do and then, one day, I never wanted to do it again. When Eva was born, I made something like 18 scrapbooks in her first three years of life. Since she turned 4, I did not have a photograph printed. (I blame the iPhone. Not my brain.)

As a well-behaved patient should, I called my mental health therapist/psychologist to see if we can explore this idea. He will see me Thursday. And it might be wishful thinking, but he sounded like the concept might have triggered a “lightbulb” moment for him– because I know he has grappled to find “what I need.” His formal diagnosis has stated that I exhibit occasional symptons of generalized depression and anxiety.

Any good theory deserves an experiment. So, after a few online surveys, I took a trial dose of Adderall. I was terrified to do so. I have issues with high heart rate. I was fairly confident I would be very uncomfortable.

And then, in a conversation with my daughter about 20-30 minutes in, my brain felt soft. And then about 40 minutes in, my hands started tingling. All my fingertips felt weird.

“Mom?” my daughter said. “Is something happening? How do you feel?”

“My brain feels like goo,” I told her. “And something’s wrong with my hands.”

She took my hands and looked at them. “What’s wrong?”

“They’re tingly.”

“Mom,” she said. “They’re warm. That’s all. You have circulation. Your hands are not cold.”

My hands and feet are never warm. My body temperature is usually around 96 degrees. I had first-wave COVID, and my “fever” was a body temp of 99 degrees. And even on the hottest summer day, my hands are usually chilly when other people touch them.

And in that moment, I knew I had slowed down. It was like someone just took the energy that was “me” and turned down the flame a couple notches. I read my tarot cards; they felt it. I went to the grocery store and casually looked at the options and didn’t run from one aisle to the next. I wrote a Substack newsletter. Because I wanted a record to see if my writing had changed. (You can read that here.)

All the stuff I normally worried about and used all my energy to “do,” it didn’t feel urgent. I laughed easier. Moved slower.

I remember the day my daughter first took her ADHD medication. She was standing at the table in her grandparents’ kitchen, animatedly telling a story. As I listened, I realized that she had stopped vibrating.

I had stopped vibrating.

“It’s like your aura has changed,” my daughter said.

“I’m calm,” I replied.

“I never understood what you meant when you said that I ‘stopped vibrating,'” she said. “I get it now.”

I had stopped vibrating.

The thought that I really could stop vibrating made me want to cry– from relief, because of the new understanding, in fear that I would never feel this way again, hope that I could.

I slept like a baby that night. And the next few days I went back to being me. The me I know. My heart rate and blood pressure hadn’t been impacted.

We opted to do the next trial dose yesterday. I was meeting a good friend and wanted to see if she saw a difference. I was scheduled at the restaurant. I wanted to see how it felt in a different environment.

I took the medicine. Went to Panera for my writing date. I drank herbal tea to be safe. At 9 a.m. I caved. I had 12 ounces of coffee. And then about 6 more. It did not disrupt my zen. I did my writing. I was less talkative.

I came home, did more work on my personal project because I wanted to, and I didn’t fret about all the things I “should” do. I knew I would do the things I should, but I didn’t stress over doing them right now. Then, I watched TV for a while. And I didn’t feel guilty about it. My daughter came home from school and her 3:30 dog walk canceled so we didn’t have to rush out the door. I sat on the couch and chatted. I didn’t try to do more.

Now, the medicine should have worn off by the time I went to work at the restaurant. But I don’t think it did. I sat in the lobby watching everyone. It made me happy to sit and watch them. I thought they were moving slowly. That maybe the restaurant wasn’t the busy place I thought it was. I am often stressed by the fact that the kids I work with don’t think anything is urgent. Maybe they are right. My heart was not racing in anticipation of my shift.

I was not thinking about all the stressful things that could happen.

But as the medicine started to wear off, the restaurant got busier. But even as my heartrate and workload increased, I didn’t feel the “panic” I would normally feel. I didn’t feel the need to analyse and make a plan every two seconds. And then I thought of the perfect way to phrase it– because I got moved to a work center that stresses me out– even though the medicine was wearing off and I could feel the stress in my body, my brain and my behavior were not motivated by a sense of impending doom and disaster. I know that sounds dramatic, but every piece of stress I feel it my body feels like if I don’t keep up with the moment/the environment/the task, I will face a disaster.

Remember the television show LOST? There was a button on the island that someone had to push. I believe it was every twenty minutes. No one knew what the button did, but they all believed that if they didn’t push the button, something terrible would happen.

My brain is pushing that button all the time.

But on the show, I believe something bad did happen when they did not push the button.

And I feel like even when I did not have the full effect of the medication in play, my sense of doom dissipated. And that was amazing.

When I took this medication, I felt like I could relax. I have been wishing for decades that I could find a way to relax. I thought I needed a hobby, not amphetamines.

And today my daughter tells me that cerebral palsy is also lumped into the neurodivergant classification… More to think about.

**I cannot find much information on this, but my anecdotal experience on medication suggests that although it should not, my mobility and spasticity improves when I take Adderall. My experience feels like I no longer hold as much stress and tension in mu muscles. Which is why I wanted the small dose of Valium. Maybe I need the opposite?