Let’s Shellybrate: a wedding in the midst of rain

I noticed last night that I was exceedingly tired and falling asleep at 8 p.m. Today my right hip and leg felt weird. Like nerve discomfort weird.

Being me, I ate some Cool Ranch Doritos and went to bed. I slept from 11:30 p.m. to after 9 a.m. The teenager noticed that my left foot was not doing what a left foot should be doing.

But the teenager and I had an important wedding— an old Target café peer who worked as a barista and made all my favorite drinks.

So we drove the 70 miles to coal country and saw this wonderful woman get married.

Grandpa Jack’s Toast